Wednesday 6 March 2013

SALAD DAYS!

Now since I am talking about FIRSTS,  here is another first that I would like to talk to you about.

I took my first CBSE  exams when I was 14 years old and studying in AFBBS, Lodhi Road, New Delhi. The center for our exams was some school in Defence Colony. The last of our exams was the Social Studies one. My school gang had 15 buddies and buddies in the real sense of the word. We covered each other's a@#%*, defended each other and when the time came even gave a tight slap across the face to the one in NEED!

It so happened that on the last day of the exams, Siphti Sandhu decided to throw her postponed birthday party in THE DEF COL NIRULAS'. Amazing it was!! None of us could sleep the previous night, not because of the impending exam but because of the PARTY!

It was the first time that I was going to a party over which my parents had no control. The formality of the exam was got over with by 12 noon and we were free birds till June!  I think I must give you a brief idea of my group now. The boys outnumbered the girls in our gang, we all came from middle class houses,except Siphti whose father was the regional transporter of milk for Nestle' back in the 90s and we all were above-average students who were infamous as being the smartest, the most talented and the naughtiest in the school. There were no couples in our group however, we knew that within our group there were a few cupid's arrows flying around.

"Come on!" shouted Manu to me Varuna and me. "You can discuss the papers once we are there."

"Kya yaar, you brainies don't need to worry. As it is, it was your favourite: HISTORY, Suditi." complained Namit coming over to us.

"Wow! Mercedes, BMW, Porsche, Audi!" exchanged the boys among themselves.

But let me clarify that these WERE NOT the cars that we saw but the GIRLS that we saw strolling on the road that day. I distinctly remember Dheeraj and Manas marginally escaped a beating from a girl's boyfriend. They were checking out her GAIT a tad too closely!

 It took us fifteen minutes to reach Nirulas' from our exam center. We all went inside and began waiting for Siphti's mother who was expected to come with the cars, the cake and the cash. Aunty was somehow delayed . We were occupying two tables in the eatery. It was the peak lunch hour then.

Around 1pm we saw a middle-aged man walk into the joint with a young beautiful girl on his arm. She addressed him as 'Sir' and he called her 'Neha'.

Neha and Sir occupied the table just behind mine. Artificial foliage separated our backs. Seeing this all the boys; Namit, Parag, Arun, Manu, Apoorva, Raghav, Dheeraj and Manas clambered to my table. All the girls were quickly deported to the other table except me because I was one of the boys.

That Sir, sat on the same side of the table as that of Neha and that was at our backs. Sir put his arm around Neha and his hand came to rest on the curve of the sofa's back.

Neha was quite a dish: tall, fair, amazing stats, soft voice and long hair. The boys took turns to cross her table to catch a glimpse of her. One of the boys made a pass at her, which amused Neha no end. However, the Sir was miffed. He called the staff and probably complained about us. The next time when Raghav got up to take the by then customary round of the table, he was firmly seated down by the same staff member.

The boys were upset, very upset. They decided to take the matter in their hands.

Manu put a drop of tomato sauce from the bottle on our table, on the Sir's hand. The Sir was ignorant of this decoration and  moved his hand in Neha's long black hair. Nothing happened.
Next was Raghav who decided to put a blob of mustard sauce on the Sir's hand. This time the Sir was roused. He took out his arm and stared at his hand.  An uproar of suppressed laughter ensued from us.

"Eww! What is this Sir?" inquired Neha desperately.

 Sir turned and gave a LOOK to all of us. Neha lovingly wiped the Sir's hand.
"Oh My! I think I have spoilt even your hair." said Sir to Neha.

 The Sir stood up! He gave a long menacing look to us unruly bunch of teenagers who were falling all over the place in peels of laughter. He summoned the same staff-member and ordered for us to be deported.

 We were asked to relocate to outside the hall in the small lawn of the eatery. It was such a DISGRACE yet was SHORT-LIVED!

The lawn of Nirula's was an even better arena for us to display our antics. There was a sprinkler there for the grass.
Siphti, Ritu, Pragya, Varuna, Alka and Tillotama decided to indulge. There was mayhem then. A large crowd of boys stood around the gate watching the whole show. Namit got up to take charge of the situation.

"Get back, all of you right now!" he shouted.

Siphti showed him her tongue and her thumb. She continued frolicking.

"Is your mum coming or are we here to make fools of ourselves?" demanded Dheeraj, sensing that the situation could soon turn unmanageable.

"She is on her way. Have patience Dheeraj!" she shouted back.

Arun and Parag said that they were leaving. They were the most weak-willed and unadventurous of the lot.

"Oh come on both of you!" Siphti implored.

Just then the same staff-member appeared and told us to leave.

"You people have created a ruckus here, not ordered anything to eat and it has been close to two hours now. So please leave!"

"But her mother is on her way here." said I pointing towards Siphti.

"Sorry. You all will have to leave."

"What Siphti? How will we go home now?" asked Alka.

"Don't worry, yaar I'll just call my father."

"You will have to go out and call him." persevered the employee(it was not the cellphone age).

All of us were woebegone, hungry and dejected. We gathered our bags and neared the exit. Just then Siphti's mother entered with the entourage of three Tata Safari cars!

"Yippee! Mamma's here!!"

"See we are from good families, we don't lie." said Namit to the employee.

Now that prick of an employee held his head, hung low!

We told Aunty about all the atrocities meted out to us during our brief stay at the eatery. The employee was grandly reprimanded by her!

We had the cake-cutting and then the cake-fight ceremony in the lawn of Nirula's. All the others could just stand and stare helplessly.

 After enjoying our PARTY for two hours we decided to call it a day and departed for our homes at 4pm.

All the staff and the owner heaved a sigh of relief on our exit.


Today whenever I see a bunch of teenagers having a good time, I recall my Salad Days with my close friends. The smallest of things could be the source of the biggest of joys then.

Thanks to social networking I am in touch with most of my friends. One of them is an actor, the other a research scientist, many others engineers working with MNCs and one even a teacher with an NGO.
































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